My bike taking a nap in the snow. Luckily I didn't go down with it at any point of the ride.
Just hand over the cash and nobody will get hurt:
So after the ride I come inside to warm up. The bike is covered in snow and I don't want the floor getting all wet, so I put it under the porch to melt and get indoor-ready. Hmmm... didn't realize the snow/ice was melting from the roof, through the porch and dripping on the bike. It re-froze on the bike and make my bicycle into a bicicle (get it: icicle). ;)
but maybe I don't need to get better. I've spent enough time in the hospital in the last few months...